River Valley Rep Theatre kicks off its 2012 ‘Absurdly Funny’ season with The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged). Performances are June 28, 29, 30, 5, 6, 7 at 8 p.m. and July 1 & 8 at 2 p.m. Nelly Goletti Theatre, Marist College, 3399 North Road, Poughkeepsie. $30 adults; $25 seniors/students/active military; $10 Student Rush; Group Rates Available! Box Office & Reservations 845-575-3133. Visa/MasterCard accepted. Info: www.rivervalleyrep.com.